Weird but true story

[Faceman]

I wonder if they stand around talking about how stupid we are for spending money on them, feeding them, and worrying about them...

I need to write a book from the horse's perspective one of these days...

"Oh shit, Flicka, here comes that butthead broad again. God, how I hate this "will bond for hay" crap. It is so demeaning".

"Yeah, I know what you mean, Sassy. Like, who wants to bond with a stupid human? Only two legs, and their udders are on top instead of on bottom - what was God thinking"?

[sunnyks]

I notice its a broad as the dumb human in your story, FaceMAN. 

[lonepaz789]

All i can say is you have one heck of a imagination. let me know when the book is done.

[Wildcat]

Now there's a book I'd buy!